SARDAR AT BAR IN NEWYORK.
MAN ON HIS RIGHT SAYS “JOHNY WAKER SINGLE.”
MAN ON HIS LEFT SAYS “PETER SCOTCH SINGLE.”
SARDAR SAYS “BALJHIT SINGH MARRIED.”
PRINCE CHARLES & SARDAR JI WERE HAVING DINNER.
PRINCE SAID “PASS THE WINE YOU DEVINE.”
SARDAR THINKS “HOW POETIC.”
SARDAR SAYS “PASS THE CUSTARD YOU BASTARD.”
SARDAR JI & BOSS IN AN OFFICE.
BOSS:- “I’M GIVING YOU A JOB OF A DRIVER, STARTING SALARY IS Rs 2000. IS IT OK?”
SARDAR: - “YOU ARE GREAT SIR!!!
STARTING SALARY IS OK ………………….
……BUT?????
HOW MUCH IS DRIVING SALARY………….????????
SARDAR’S THEORY:-
“MOON IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SUN BECAUSE IT GIVES LIGHT AT NIGHT WHEN LIGHT IS NEEDED & SUN GIVES LIGHT DURING DAY WHEN LIGHT IS NOT NEEDED!!!!!!!!!”
SARDAR SHOUTING TO HIS GIRLFRIEND:- “YOU SAID WE WILLDO REGESTER MARRIIGE & CHEATED ME. I WAS WAITIN FOR YOU YESTERDAY WHOLE DAY IN THE POST OFFICE!!!!!!”
TWO SARDARS LOOKING AT EGYPTIAN MUMMY…………………………..
SARDAR 1: “LOOK SO MANY BANDAGES, PAKA LORRY ACCIDENT CASE.”
SARDAR 2: “AAHO, LORRY NO. IS ALSO WRITTEN………………..
..BC 1760!!!!!...........”
A SARDAR ON AN INTERVIEW FOR THE POST OF DETETIVE.
INTERVIEWER: “WHO ILLED GANDHI?”
SARDAR: “THANK YOU SIR FOR GIVING ME A JOB. I WILL START
INVESTIGATING.”
AMITAB & SARDAR IN KBC.
AMITAB: “IN WHICH STATE CAUVERY FLOWS?”
SARDAR: “LIQUID STATE……………”
AUDIENCE CLAPPED…………….
AMITAB STUNNED, LOOKED BEHIND ………………
ALL WERE SARDARS……………
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